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AGGY'S STOUT CAKE -


TAGS: aggy s old family recipe guinness is good food
Rating: 4.62/5

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FatherTyme - March 12, 2011, 3:43 pm
Almost spilled mah Guiness reading this, simply awesome. Refreshicate? Webster's Dicshonary better make room for another. Awesome has yet another flavor, its called Iceman :)
Mongo - April 27, 2010, 10:23 am
Still laughing.......
jevita - April 27, 2010, 10:18 am
this is funny
ICEMAN - April 27, 2010, 12:15 am
Reachin' a bit there, aren't we Jake? ;)
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm just curious as to when Ike Turner showed up. That was not mentioned in the recipe.
boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 5:57 am
theres a thin line between knowing what ladies like and g**, mainly whether or not u love the ****
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:11 am
Well, certain parts of it. ;)
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:10 am
Thanks guys. This is perhaps my favorite recipe.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:06 am
I frickin' love it!!!!
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 1:04 am
That cream cheese icing looks so good...5/5 hey..I'm a cook...not g**!


A DAY AT THE BEACH - Zoinks!


TAGS: velma daphne shaggy scooby doo hanna barbera swimsuit bikini bikinis
Rating: 3.65/5

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rudeboy308 - July 5, 2011, 12:03 am
5L from this Team Velma member!
HAL8999 - March 27, 2010, 1:30 am
Is it me. Or is Shaggy 'tenting'???
Occupo Noctis - January 8, 2010, 2:25 pm
Danger-prone Daphene breaks sh!t... *cringes* Velma FTW!!
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
Them nerdy-chicks are ***y as all Hell. Think of it this way, they may not get laid much, but they can "Study" for hours on end. : )
temp - September 12, 2009, 8:08 pm
This is Motifake. Anything is possible.
Guest091 - September 7, 2009, 3:14 am
Velma? In a bikini? Impossible...
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:22 am
They are not looking at the beach ball.


17:59 - OFFICIAL GUINNESS TIME -




THE RESTING PLACE - A Man May Build Himself A Throne Of Bayonets, But He Cannot Sit On It


TAGS: the resting place thanks aggy for the quote
Rating: 4.31/5

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mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 3:40 am
Is .... Does This mean their making a modern day game of thrones !!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:43 am
Touché
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:42 am
No. I forget you're not always sober. :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:38 am
I'm confused.......you're a lesbian??
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:35 am
The sad thing is, it's true!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:31 am
LMAO!!!!!! I was just trying to come up with a similar joke...
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:27 am
You mean he won't even give me the courtesy of pretending to be a (female) lesbian and hitting on me? I'm almost insulted.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:26 am
GuyFox and Derek are the same person.....he's too lazy to play the "naru" game.
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:11 am
Guy, Derek was employing what we would call a "pun."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:08 am
silly Derek wanna be (not something to aspire to)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:07 am
You completely......Go f*** yourself!
guyfox - July 5, 2010, 1:03 am
you completely missed the quote
Derek - May 17, 2010, 6:08 am
It appears to be an "arms" chair


THANK YOU FOR YOUR ORDER -


TAGS: aggy guinness mr m asked for it iceman
Rating: 4.5/5

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Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:39 am
Thirsty man..
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:02 pm
Bi?
ICEMAN - March 18, 2011, 5:25 pm
More like a sign of Mr. M. Check the forums. ;)
Airman - March 18, 2011, 5:21 pm
LOL ice. You, Rerun and I all used the same picture on the same day! a sign of the apocalypse?


SWEET QUOTES -


TAGS: agdaniele aggy becoming mature by bedding a cou***
Rating: 4.6/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:44 pm
credit where credit is due... I copied this style of poster from its original creator, Crankyhead.
CANADA - November 23, 2010, 6:07 pm
sweet!
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 4:33 pm
Pats place, Nov 20, 3 something am.
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 3:54 pm
oops! he wrote it in a poster comment a few days ago.
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 11:30 am

5L despite the misquote...wasn't aggy...lol...111894...lolz.
Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 10:26 pm
SAWEET


DOMINO AFFECT -


TAGS: aggy bed challenge roofie extacy
Rating: 4.55/5

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agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 10:57 pm
You're not reading between the lines, Face! Everything can have dual facets... sort of like affect and effect!


MAN, THAT TASTES GOOD! - Just like a MOD, I need a Guinness or three, After dealing with NUTS all day!




ALCOHOLISM - The only disease you can get yelled at for having.


TAGS: aggy has an idea about this
Rating: 4.27/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:51 am
Yeah, I suppose if she let you stay this long it's not likely she'll throw you out of her basement now.
Derek - July 11, 2010, 2:55 am
At ~50 - I think not
Claire - July 11, 2010, 2:04 am
I think he'd just get praised for finally having ***. The internet does that to you.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 1:54 am
Your mom would kick you out?
Derek - July 10, 2010, 11:04 pm
If I came home with an s*d, I'd get more than just yelled at.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:38 am
Empty glasses and bottles are the only reason I'm not an alcoholic!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 11:36 am
He looks sad, I only look that way at an empty glass.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:33 am
Disease? Crap... I thought it was a cure.


FASHION IQ TEST -




WHAT IS -


TAGS: aggy banhammer
Rating: 4.36/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:14 am
Hammer head soon to be upgraded to an empty Guinness keg.
Reality Lord - August 4, 2010, 5:20 pm

huge lolz. beauty dude!


AGGY -


TAGS: aggy tribute porcelina remake pzy
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sean - December 9, 2010, 1:38 pm
Hmmmff. I thought I lost those shorts. Left them on the bus, maybe. Uhmm, you keep 'em AGGY. You've earned them!
5150monkeylove - December 9, 2010, 9:35 am
@raheem, I guess it wasn't as good as your posters you have made.
raheemrogers - December 9, 2010, 8:57 am
dats real g**
forseti - December 9, 2010, 2:23 am
LOL
Chompers - December 8, 2010, 9:30 pm
Oh, ho, ho. That is hilarious.


SICILIAN STRESS REDUCTION -


TAGS: aggy said his ansestors used this methodology
Rating: 4.19/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:12 am
The last time death was this beautiful was when Farrah Fawcett died. 5L.
spacedog - January 5, 2010, 9:45 pm
Well done Bone, 5Ls.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:16 pm
It's more of a how-to pamphlet. 5 lions who ain't talkin'
rerun - January 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

love this, very thought provoking.


GUINNESS STOUT CUPCAKE - Because even the Mods need a snack every now and then.




AGGY - Apparently he's now in charge of the Motifake Complaint Department.


TAGS: aggy complaint motifake mousetrap
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:50 pm
A trap.... and a back-handed compliment, if I'm not mistaken.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:44 pm
Ha!
Sean - May 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Wait!!!!! It's a trap!
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:13 pm
Me?


THE BAN HAMMER - Nobody swings it better


TAGS: aggy day
Rating: 4.09/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:35 pm
Aim true! (It's all in the wrist)


MODERATION - CRUCIAL WHEN DRINKING GUINNESS -


TAGS: aggy this shamrock is for you
Rating: 4.91/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 4, 2010, 10:31 pm
Everybody get up. Get up, get get, get down.=255it=255
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 8:13 pm
... or so I've heard.


TAUNTING -


TAGS: happy birthday aggy
Rating: 4.84/5

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rerun - August 14, 2010, 5:51 pm

greatness, and I ain't Jimmy
agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 5:14 pm
LMAO!!!!
GreyScorpion - August 14, 2010, 12:16 pm
HaHaHa, I will call back, and taunt you for a second time...5L


AGGY - apology accepted


TAGS: culos aggy haz green card
Rating: 4.82/5

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agdaniele - February 21, 2011, 5:43 pm
Well, I fail to see why I need to show my... wait, what? I'm illegal?
culos - February 21, 2011, 5:07 pm
BUMP! (I want Aggy to see this one)


THE MOTIFAKE MARCHING BAND - Performs its Aggyday perscision routine To the sound of “Seven drunken nights”




MISSING - 1 Beer Belt. Owner: Agdaniele. Last seen at Motifake Offices. If you have any information please, for the love of god get back to us before Aggy notices.


TAGS: aggy missing beer belt
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:08 pm
If you locate it, take a moment to see if my shoulder holsters are there, too. Please and thank you. Tired of having a mini fridge strapped to me like a backpack. 5L
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 10:19 am
Yeah, that's just the picture from the advertisment for it...Aggy had that thing bristling with the Guiness...His idea of a fanny pack. That way he only had to hit the fridge every 15 minutes...saves time.
pzykosiz - May 21, 2010, 12:51 am
the beer wasn't missing, just the belt
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 12:44 am
Ummm, Aggy doesn't drink whatever generic beer that is. So solly.


GUINNESS -


TAGS: aggy drinks peepee guinness
Rating: 4.8/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 1:41 am
With a healthier prostate...
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 1:20 am
Zing! Nice one RL!


AGGY CLASS PICTURE -




OH I SEE - I think it is safe to assume that Aggy must be a very patient guy


TAGS: aggy and genniuss
Rating: 4.36/5

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culos - February 12, 2011, 12:44 pm
I had a very difficult childhood. Just imagine, 15 years without Guinness. I learned to be patient the hard way!
agdaniele - February 12, 2011, 12:24 pm
Oh yeah... patient. Only with Guinness and goddaughters. Waiting for Guinness is.... tantric.


BEER CONSULTATION -


TAGS: produceman gets help from iceman canada random moooooooooooooooo and aggy
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:41 am
5Ls
Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:40 am
Uh... umm... I uh... Thanks?


ADVERTISING - Hmmm the same has been said about Halle Berry and I would definitely tap that!


TAGS: hey aggy want a sip
Rating: 3/5

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BriaHere - August 4, 2009, 12:30 pm
jalford, enough. Other aliases used: jalford, weslake, rgler, dons, hellos, rew, smdc, slive, ooooooooooom
smdc - August 4, 2009, 8:19 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
LogicDude - August 1, 2009, 9:28 pm
This could be worth dusting off the old passport for! Watch out TSA! I'm smugglin' back a case!!!
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:40 pm
Bria, it'll be the same beer you hate that'll make your wit (or lack thereof) tolerable to a suitor.
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2009, 3:15 pm
Grow a ***k! you no-talent timmy!
weslake - August 1, 2009, 10:55 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
CANADA - July 21, 2009, 11:10 am
NO! BriaHere, u fail!!
BriaHere - July 21, 2009, 8:05 am
Guinness tastes terrible, then again so does all beer.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:14 pm
Only the Mennonites... Vegas is a lost cause.
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:13 pm
And hand out those little escort service handbills to tourists that stagger by!
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:12 pm
WHAT! The Mexicans left Vegas? Who will clean the rooms?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:11 pm
Niiiiiiiiiice.
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:11 pm
Come on now, you haven't lived until you've heard some Mennonites with their 'Lancaster County' accents saying, "Come on Josiah, Roll them bones!"
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:10 pm
This may surprise you, but they're scarce here in Vegas.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 10:08 pm
Seriously in the town i just moved away from there is a large German Mennonite population and a high Mexican Mennonite population. All the girls wore skirts all the time it was like going back to the 50's (w/o a delorean)
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:06 pm
Hey, here in Pennsylvania, those shifty Mennonites are good for what happens BEHIND the barns that those lofty Amish raise!
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:06 pm
The rest of us call it inbreeding.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 10:05 pm
They do if they're Mexican Mennonites! (Thats a real thing btw)
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:04 pm
Then again, after WWII, they're a bit b***-hurt about the turn italians took on them.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:03 pm
Thanks, TTH... german girls usually don't like mexicans, eh?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:03 pm
Thanks Buzz... cheers!
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:03 pm
Touche, TTH.
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:02 pm
Well as long as there was a silver lining... Cheers!
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 10:02 pm
Like its hard to get a German girl in the sack? Unless they're Mennonite.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 9:59 pm
I loved the strength and taste, but the flavor wasn't... as you put it... burnt enough. Decidedly lighter. Not a fan, but it got a german girl in the sack so, not a total loss.
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 9:57 pm
I thought that was a fake at first, then maybe it's real. Pass, as in you didn't like it?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 9:53 pm
That reminds me... Guinness Red isn't available in the US at this point. I had to bribe a German friend to locate some and bring it when she was here on business. It's lighter than Guinness, but being served only in select euro locales, it's strong. Pass.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 11:53 pm
Hmmmmm... gonna have to look into it. However, I'm a bit attached to Guinness as god first made it. Guinness 250 was an awful bastardization of Guinness. I'll get back to you when I try it. But if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 4:06 pm
Hey can anybody else see this poster?
MO. - July 4, 2009, 4:06 pm
I gave 'er a 5 as well, but am going to wait on further ruling from our resident expert....
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 4:03 pm
Nope I still can't see it. But I gave it a 5 anyways, I'm just gonna a**ume it's a sweeping retrospective on the state of the worlds economy. Or It's just a rude joke about Guinness. Either way....
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 3:33 pm
is that better moooooooo?


AGGYS B-DAY POEM -




AGDANIELE - he uses Google too!


TAGS: culos aggy roast
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - January 28, 2011, 1:43 pm
LMAO! I really only wondered about the first and last question there.


CAREER CHOICES -


TAGS: aggy road challenge thanks grey
Rating: 4.43/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:12 am
Very funny! Shut up Sanitary-napkin-tizer.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:09 am
Not funny! NEXT!
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:33 pm
I drink to forget!


SHHHH - Be very very quiet Aggys hunting posers


TAGS: aggy hunting posers ouch
Rating: 4.42/5

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Ed-Hyde - April 6, 2010, 2:38 pm
Death Dealer ftw!


THE YOUNG AGGY - DAMMIT MOM! THIS IS NOT GUINNESS!


TAGS: aggys heritage comes in cases
Rating: 4.36/5

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agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 5:10 pm
I drank Guinness until my hair turned brown. So, all of you evolution nay-sayers...


HEY AGGY - have I found a ride for you


TAGS: aggy guiness
Rating: 4.36/5

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agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 10:45 pm
I'd start off in the back seat...


TRAGEDY - In 1888, a Kansas physician devised a machine to dig deeper bores for water. During a demonstration it exploded, killing him & 5 onlookers. He forgot that his job was to attend to the sick, not the well.




AGGY'S RIDE IS PIMPED - Although the tires are slick it don't really matter, Aggy's to drunk to drive, And the motion makes him sick


TAGS: happy aggy day pimped car
Rating: 3.88/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:25 pm
No.... only you, dear.
thatonechick - June 8, 2010, 9:22 pm
You just pickup all the girls in your DeLorean.
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:18 pm
Oh, I can drive... but this thing of beauty would just sit in my livingroom... as a centerpiece. (and a warning to women)


MODERATORS - They all start somewhere! "You want papatas fritas with that?"


TAGS: you left a spot on my windshield aggy
Rating: 3.83/5

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AudioStalker - October 23, 2010, 8:49 pm
Not papatas. Patatas, my friend.


AGGY -


TAGS: aggy street moderator
Rating: 3.83/5

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GreyScorpion - July 14, 2010, 1:12 pm
LOL!!! 5L
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 9:21 pm
I heard Mod "tribute" day was tomorrow, so let's see what has gone before.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 2:42 pm
LMAO!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 1:52 pm
I heard he also throws up like a girl ... insists that you hold his hair.
RON - October 27, 2009, 12:30 pm
thx kids. (even Mr. Airman a kid compared to me...it,s all in the age of us...lol) just a side note...love ur advatar WHEELS.
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 12:10 pm
Perfecto!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 3:37 am
Hilarious!!! 5L


DELUSIONS OF COOL -


TAGS: rebel saggy style sidestep adulthood
Rating: 4.86/5

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falloutghoul - December 25, 2012, 7:24 pm
Looks like he needs to tighten his belt.


FILLED -




THE SECRET PLAN OF THE MODS - FIRST MOTIFAKE THEN THE INTERWEBS THEN THE WORLD!


TAGS: especially aggy you really cant trust that drunk and watch out for rs cause he s sneaky and reruns bad spelling is a false front for a criminal mastermind and don t even get me started on toc
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...


MOTIVATED -




AGGY'S VEGAS -


TAGS: flying elvis aggy vegas
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cubbybear - January 15, 2011, 5:38 pm
Aim for Sam's Town and you'll be my hero
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 3:36 pm
The world will hail me as a hero when I fly them into a mountain. Crap.... we're in a desert.... mountains are too far. Let's aim for a strip club.


TOUGH LOVE -


TAGS: aggy hammy love tough
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 10:33 pm

and for the rest of us who never saw the thread, hold ctrl and use the scroll wheel to zoom in.
Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 6:59 pm
You Have To Make The Best Out Of Everything Eh?
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 6:55 pm
LMAO!!!


AGDANIELE -


TAGS: aggy tribute its the little joys that make moderating totally worth it
Rating: 4.61/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
To space: thanks! To one and all... you're welcome!


THE REGULARS - They are all one.In the motifake form they are pioneers who embark on wonderful journeys, exploring and experiencing the comical world.




ST PATTYS DAY -


TAGS: guinness aggy stpatricks day
Rating: 4.41/5

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agdaniele - March 18, 2011, 12:31 am
No drinking for me.... got work in the morning.
pzykosiz - March 18, 2011, 12:19 am
still concious i see
agdaniele - March 17, 2011, 11:19 pm
Giggety.


AGGY'S HAMMER -


TAGS: aggy hammer compensation
Rating: 4.34/5

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forseti - March 27, 2010, 2:05 pm
now i understand... ;)
Sean - March 27, 2010, 1:38 pm
And that's not even a very nail ... though somehow I think I'm missing the point. *snickers*
Sparrowgirl - March 27, 2010, 1:24 pm
5 Very happy lion cheeks winking at you
lesterinside - March 27, 2010, 6:49 am
LOL. A Chinese friend could help
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 8:32 pm
I drew my inspiration from Sean's work... and still can't find fault in it... unlike the bottom 50% of my cache. But, thanks a million, GS! Good to hear that from respected members.
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 8:29 pm
Aggy, I bow to your brilliance, you are the best at pic to text ratio, better than SEAN,.... you hear that!, rabbit ears!!
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 8:17 pm
"oh my my, oh hell yes, honey put on your party dress" 5L
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:55 pm
5L
rerun - March 26, 2010, 7:52 pm

It wouldn't have broke if you hadn't thrown it so hard at the last batch of Timmies
Produceman117 - March 26, 2010, 7:05 pm
Aggy, I would ExtenZe a helping hand... but I don't swing that way. 5L.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 7:00 pm
LMAO!
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 6:58 pm
5 viagras for the Italian quarter horse!
R.S.Jake - March 26, 2010, 6:55 pm
Ouch!


WHAT DOES -


TAGS: aggy and necrophilia who d a thunk
Rating: 4.31/5

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rerun - June 18, 2010, 9:48 pm

BS, you are there with a crowbar as we speak
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:48 pm
And with enough Guinness, I'm a-knockin' on that coffin door!
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 6:33 pm
Careful there Face. Don't dig that grave too deep. 5 shovel fulls
R.S.Jake - June 18, 2010, 6:18 pm
Nice! 5!


HOW DO YOU -


TAGS: aggy
Rating: 4.29/5

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BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 8:47 am
Well, the prayers aren't helping as you can see.
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:58 pm
They're dressed like my favorite pints!
Airman - August 18, 2010, 11:30 am
now that you mention it..
Chompers - August 18, 2010, 11:13 am
More Guinness


I DID IT WITH CLAIRE -


TAGS: claire moooo aggy faceplant greyscorpion
Rating: 4.28/5

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Hawamleh - December 27, 2010, 8:37 am
theres always someone with a worse story ...
Reality Lord - December 27, 2010, 5:50 am

...you fapped to aggy talking to Mooo?.....man i thought i was sick!
Hawamleh - December 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
Goddammit man I was doing a no-fap December, and then this came along... FFS
5150monkeylove - December 26, 2010, 2:44 am
Friggin Awesome!
Claire - December 25, 2010, 10:42 pm
HAHA! I lol'd so hard.
ICEMAN - December 25, 2010, 9:36 pm
Oh sure, let in the unwashed masses why don't ya'.


MODERATORS - Keeping a watchful eye to ensure motifakes future.


TAGS: moderators watchful eye mods aggy others trolls trolling outburts attack comments
Rating: 4.27/5

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Cloudchaser - March 31, 2010, 1:46 am
Looks like I wasn't the only one watching South Park on WGN that night
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:09 pm
awsome, 5 lions worthy
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 1:46 pm
Nice one.


MOTI-BURN -


TAGS: moti burn thanks aggy
Rating: 4.26/5

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agdaniele - April 29, 2010, 9:57 pm
aaaaaarrrrrggggghh! It buuuurns!


AGGY LIMERICK -


TAGS: aggy limerick
Rating: 4.24/5

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culos - November 7, 2010, 10:54 am
Solid 5 Moo+. Aggy=pwned :-))))
lesterinside - November 6, 2010, 8:48 pm
Blasphemy
spacedog - November 6, 2010, 2:04 pm
Excellent set of posters Moo+.
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 1:10 pm
Aces.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 1:03 pm
I'm glad you like them....wasn't sure how they'd go over.
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 1:00 pm
LMMAOwwwww!
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 10:33 am
Amsome!


DID JOO SAY -


TAGS: aggy strikes again
Rating: 4.22/5

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Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:27 pm

dude i love this...5 from me...smiley face...lol.
GreyScorpion - October 30, 2010, 1:22 am
hehehehe...
agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 1:20 am
careful....
GreyScorpion - October 30, 2010, 1:20 am
nooo, I said I'm norVegian and my name is Woodcha Blowme, but vegas sounds fun
Mr. Shiny - October 30, 2010, 12:54 am
hmm


YOU SEE GUYS -


TAGS: aggy s first and last lesson for the new batch of mods
Rating: 4.2/5

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GreyScorpion - March 13, 2010, 8:47 am
can we go now? my nuts are freezin!! 5L
lesterinside - March 13, 2010, 1:13 am
Reminds me of the moth and candle parable. 5 returning salmons, spacedog!
ICEMAN - March 13, 2010, 12:10 am
Truth.
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:00 am
LMAO!!
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 11:49 pm
Nothing makes abetter meal than ho*** salmon.


SOME SAY DOGS AND THEIR OWNERS - Look exactly alike after time. Aggy and MR. Nacho Libre? They take it to a whole nother level!


TAGS: fighting crime one leg at a time aggy mexican dog
Rating: 4.1/5

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BoneCD - March 13, 2010, 12:32 am
Well boys gotta reboot again...see ya in a few
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:31 am
Why hasn't tickle dropped?
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:29 am
LOL!
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:29 am
Slap and tickle!
BoneCD - March 13, 2010, 12:28 am
I heard it was "to and fro"
Sean - March 13, 2010, 12:28 am
aka his neuticles. Hope you upgraded, size-wise, but only for his sake, of course.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:26 am
(fate and destiny are his name for his balls)
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:25 am
Thanks Sean! Fate? Or Destiny? I'm gonna wrassle with that one for a while....
Sean - March 13, 2010, 12:10 am
Great work, MO. But in aggy's defence, I hear that Mr. Nacho Libre was already wearing this getup at the animal shelter weeks before aggy went in to use their phone to call a tow truck. Of course the rest was fate, as they say.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 11:51 pm
Boondock Saints, perhaps... but the Fleur de Lis... well, that's just g** to the core!
ICEMAN - March 12, 2010, 11:50 pm
I didn't know you were a Saints fan Aggy.
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 11:50 pm
LMAO! That dog is WAY too happy to be in that costume.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 11:47 pm
You just haven't seen the pyle driver maneuver!


AGDANIELE'S HERITAGE -




REMEMBER... -


TAGS: dinner for two at aggys
Rating: 4.06/5

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Fatt Matt - April 19, 2010, 11:20 am
#84870...
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 2:15 am
Wise words from Trashiavelli!


ICEMAN -


TAGS: flame thyself and aggy too
Rating: 4.05/5

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CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:21 pm
Ouch, cant believe i missed that
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 3:16 pm
Hey, they probably enjoyed it as much as you did.
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:09 pm
MO, Moo, and TTH road my a** at first too. probably for the best
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 11:46 pm
Bless you.


AGGY'S DOG -


TAGS: all in good fun fetch boy alcoholic drinker synonyms for aggy
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 2:07 am
I'll still let you bring me beer, Haar...
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 1:58 am
my friends dog retrives beer, but he had to put a spring on the door so the fridge would close after
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 1:56 am
I'm offended by this poster.
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 1:44 am
He's a far better retriever than my girlfriend.


SOMEWHERE IN VEGAS - a mod is hard at work


TAGS: aggy
Rating: 3.95/5

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agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:11 pm
I'm lating by in...jec...tion.... wait. I mean, I injected... so, since they are latin.... forget it. 2 tacos for price of 1... special deal for you, my friend.
spacedog - June 25, 2010, 9:15 pm
Ariba! 5L
ICEMAN - June 25, 2010, 9:10 pm
Classic!!! 5 sopapillas
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 6:49 pm
This is awesome! 5L Favorited! Airman FTFW!!! You rule today man.


ICEMAN -


TAGS: were sure you will do fine pssst aggy hide the mop and pail
Rating: 3.92/5

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ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:58 pm
Keep your coc......... Ummm, just keep those rings to yourself.
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:56 pm
if you dont have the super secret squirrel decoder ring, you arent privy to all the secrets
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:55 pm
And you know this because?????????
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:53 pm
at least he isnt "in heat"
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:52 pm
It's that d*** tongue of yours, b****.
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 11:51 pm
He's still here folks but he's starting to drip!
ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
Don't forget Mr. Heap, I live in the Sonoran Desert. Heh, heh, heh. (don't ask) 5 sunburns for you. ;)
Faceplant31 - March 29, 2010, 1:33 pm
Amsome! Nice one TTH!


DAMN IT MOO+ -


TAGS: culos march2 calendar moo aggy
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - March 1, 2011, 7:48 am
Many of my dishes are known as accelerants, yes... and they rarely even require an ignitor.


AGDANIELE HAS CAUGHT SOMEONE'S EYE - Most women get stars in their eyes But not when Aggy's the subject... (At least its not pierced!)


TAGS: happy aggy day guinness eye
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:16 pm
That Guinness must belong to another man... my eyes are green with envy.


AGGY & RERUN - Aggy playing the banjo pretty much sums up their relationship Now squeeeeeel boy squeeeeeeeel!!!


TAGS: aggy rerun
Rating: 3.73/5

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MO - March 17, 2010, 11:46 am
That'll do pig!!
GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 9:00 am
Happy St Patricks Day to you Aggy. This is like your best friends birthday isn't it?
agdaniele - March 17, 2010, 8:49 am
Rerun... on the same note, I think you owe me a new laptop... although, I don't think this is coffee.
rerun - March 17, 2010, 6:36 am

DSA, you may owe me a new laptop. just spewed coffee on this one.


CAREER CHANGE - Agdaniele left his day job as Motifake Admin once they allowed male prostitutes in Nevada... turns out he gets paid the same though


TAGS: prestige worldwide aint got nothing on aggy
Rating: 3.71/5

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BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 11:41 pm
So how many razors does it take to wipe that Italian off you
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:07 pm
....next stop, Allschitz
Sean - December 15, 2009, 10:59 pm
Speaking of Mussolini (yes we were), the train behind aggy ALWAYS runs on time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 7:10 pm
Only on Mykonos Aggy....only on Mykonos.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:07 pm
This isn't the uniform of a police chief?
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:05 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 7:01 pm
Well you can get someone else to help you with your Mussolini costume next time, cause that was dirty, dirty money.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:47 pm
Oh, you got paid PLENTY, space!
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:43 pm
Yikes! The dude who did your Brazilian probably didn't get paid enough.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:34 pm
Poorly ph**oshopped.... where are my eyelashes?
aesop's folly - December 15, 2009, 4:59 pm
my god. this is repeling
Derek - December 15, 2009, 2:55 pm
A character from "Little Britain"
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:08 pm
OHHH Tiger, where are youuuu!
Mongo - December 15, 2009, 10:16 am
Is that John Candy? I have that same outfit and use it on bowling night


AGGY & RERUN - Now taking bets on which one passes out first!!!


TAGS: aggy rerun
Rating: 3.69/5

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rerun - March 14, 2010, 4:18 am

do it again, you OK aggy? Aggy...aggy? NNNOOOOOOOO ....aggggggggyyyyyyyyy.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:56 am
LOL yeah Moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:48 am
*your.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:47 am
face it Drizz.....you'll never know tour daddy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:47 am
Hey veg....Isn't it great that everyone thinks you cull lettuce and onions for a living?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:46 am
Nope. Sloppy seconds aren't my thing.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 14, 2010, 1:45 am
THAT WAS YOU??? I a**umed it was Produceman due to the presence of cucumbers!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:43 am
Remember that sad face you made when you caught me between your parents.....Morals.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 14, 2010, 1:42 am
What are these morals you speak of?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:30 am
You have no morals drizz....I respect that.
TheTrashHeap - March 14, 2010, 1:30 am
Too soon... 4L for humility.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:30 am
More laughs to be had by joining the fun here!
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 14, 2010, 1:27 am
IF you can't beatem...joinem!lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:27 am
I'm not gonna say suckup....But, SUCKUP.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:25 am
GREAT!
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:25 am
First time I've ever 5'd you.


BAD PHOTOSHOP? - Absolutely not


TAGS: control aggy control
Rating: 3.63/5

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agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:51 pm
Airman figured it out all too well.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:18 pm
Ok, so I clicked on "approve" 8 or 9 times.


TURNIP TRUCK -


TAGS: aggy tested and bart approved
Rating: 3.45/5

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agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 9:52 pm
Always good to know someone who can shoulder it.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 9:18 pm
By the way...this totally gets a 5 from me. lol Its nice to know I'm in your thoughts.
spacedog - September 29, 2009, 9:18 pm
I've heard that some women do irregular things with turnips.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 9:16 pm
Question...does this offer include a sippy cup?
Sean - September 29, 2009, 9:13 pm
Or we can just get you a proper car seat 'n ensure yer strapped.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 9:08 pm
Here! Here! I propose we start the Turnip Alliance so that we might find and destroy the trucks carrying our brethren.
Pacifist - September 29, 2009, 8:51 pm
Hey! I fell off that truck too!


LAS VEGAS - Some call it Sin City I think of it as Aggyland


TAGS: this poster speaks to aggy
Rating: 3.43/5

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Marineav - September 28, 2009, 12:05 am
haha I live in vegas and most of this is true.


ATTACKFAKES - Run Agdaniele, RUN! The Marines are after you now! Wait - is that...is that RON!?


TAGS: aggy you asked for it you got it
Rating: 3.25/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 3, 2009, 12:38 am
Oh, boy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 2, 2009, 1:37 pm
Didn't anyone ever tell you...You never go ATM.
rerun - August 2, 2009, 12:28 pm

at us Longhorns say, put an "E" at both ends. Pretty much sums up toose Aggies (Not you agdaniel)
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 11:46 am
I smell a hate crime... TAM? Taze All Mooks?


WHERE'S AGDANIELE? - It's like Where's Waldo But if you win he will mow your lawn for a year.


TAGS: dont go all blood in blood out on me aggy
Rating: 3.06/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 1:25 pm
I would just like to say......AGGY HAS ONCE AGAIN VIOLENTLY SODOMIZED the top 5......&*%^$$*$*&$Moderators....
agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 9:35 pm
Pickled.
rerun - March 31, 2010, 9:30 pm

sauteed livers?
agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 9:27 pm
....and livers.
rerun - March 31, 2010, 9:07 pm

more posters than a cow has stomachs
agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 9:03 pm
A lot more, if you ever get around to searching moo, mooo, moooo, mooooo, moooooo, mooooooo, moooooooo, mooooooooo....
TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 9:03 pm
*tribute posters*
TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 9:03 pm
On a slightly related note, have you guys ever noticed how many moooooooooooooooooooooooo dedication posters there are?
agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 8:57 pm
Naturally! Love ya, TTH!
TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 8:54 pm
Just noticed this one on the sidelines and had another LOL.
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 4:02 am
Ah, yes.... the day we met. How romantic, moooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 4:01 am
I was always partial to this one.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:52 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cows are funny! 5L for the bovine
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:20 pm
Frickin' hilarious!!!! And you won't find me here... I've already been picked up!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2009, 10:18 pm
you had to be on last night. Suffice it to say that Aggy is a dirty Mexican......back to poker...see you in a few hours.
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
I'm lost!


CANADIAN CANADIEN -


TAGS: thanks nik mo amp aggy
Rating: 2.88/5

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agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 12:49 pm
To quote South Park... mooooooo?
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 12:44 pm
sorry, I'm feeling much better now.
BoneCD - June 7, 2009, 9:46 am
*hands mooooooooooooooo a Valium*
mooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 1:25 am
God d*** mutherf***ing....American...cousinmounting..... dingleberry collecting.....
BoneCD - June 6, 2009, 6:21 pm
Thanks Nik
Nik - June 6, 2009, 6:16 pm
Outstanding!!
BoneCD - June 6, 2009, 1:50 pm
See...I wasn't that drunk! Thanks guys
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Oui oui!
MO - June 6, 2009, 1:11 pm
Nice! The bestest ideas come late on a friday night! 5 leaning towers of pizza bone!!!


MARDI GRAS EFFECT ON AGGY -




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